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                     SUMMER SALE!

                        (Robinson's gone mad. It must be the heat!)                       

Every book (except Hornet's Sting) is now £10 a copy in the UK and Europe including postage,
or £15 a copy outside UK and Europe, including airmail
.

                  PLUS you get a FREE Copy of War Story!  a novel of the RFC over the Battle of the Somme in 1916. 

About War Story  --
                      "This book is marvellous in technical detail on the first fragile days of kites in conflict  -  and by far the sweetest, most cynical modern story of that 'lovely war'."  -  said the London Daily Mail.  
                       And the Daily Telegraph said:  "There is a tremendous humour, a rich assortment of characters and … an unstated tribute to the bravery of those going down over the front line like 'spiders under a lawnmower'."
    

Why isn't Hornet's Sting in the sale?   Because it's not a paperback like the rest  -  it's a hardback-size book with soft covers.  Costs more to print, and much more to mailFor instance, airmailing  a copy of Hornet's Sting to the USA or Australia costs about £10,   So its price is still £15 in UK/Europe and  £20 elsewhere  -  but it's still a hell of a good read, and you still get a War Story free.

PAYMENT - IN UK by cheque or PayPal. In Europe or elsewhere by PayPal.
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OPERATION BAMBOOZLE

-  brand new Derek Robinson

novel for only a tenner

        'Operation Bamboozle' is a fastmoving black comedy about what happens when a high-stakes con artist takes on the Mob in Los Angeles.  The result is a heady brew of disorganised crime, hot dollars, triple virgins and dead bodies in the begonias.   

         Luis Cabrillo is the con artist, Julie Conroy is his squeeze, and here's the opening sentence:   

      For a man who had been hauled out of Lake Michigan in 1949, headless, his legs and arms broken, and stabbed in the heart with a red ballpoint pen, Frankie Blanco was in pretty good shape in 1953.  

         'Operation Bamboozle' is strong on humour and big on surprises, including the price  -  £10 inc. p&p in the UK or Europe. Outside the UK it's £15 inc. p&p.

Click to see the News of the World Review

 

First edition

232 pages

Each copy numbered and signed

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     'Damned Good Show' and 'Red Rag Blues'

FRESH OFF THE PRESS

   'DAMNED GOOD SHOW'                                                  (reprint)

                  Top Flight 
   Many people believe RAF Bomber Command's war began with the Lancaster bomber.  Not so.  From day one of WW2, squadrons flying twin-engine Hampdens (the 'flying suitcase') and Wellingtons (the 'Wimpy') took off on operations  -  not so much to help win the war as not to lose it.
 
  "Here's what you get," The Guardian wrote of 'Damned Good Show',  "tough, taut prose that pulls you through the book like a steel cable... the acrid tang of veracity."  Off-duty, pilots fell in love like all other young men. Reviewing DGS, the Daily Express said: "although it is sparely told, it captures perfectly the excitement  and sadness of wartime romance...Flying is hard to write about,  but Robinson never loses his way, or his dry eye. A masterpiece." 
 
To read the reviews in full, click here.
 
HOW TO GET IT.  This reprint is in paperback format.

For buyers in the UK or Europe it costs £10.
£15
elsewhere.

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           FIRST TIME IN PAPERBACK

             'RED RAG BLUES'                                                   

  He's a heel, bless him. 

 Luis Cabrillo rides again in this "dashing tale of Nazis and Mafiosi", as The Observer called it. (To read the full review, click here.) 
 
In fact, Nazis and Mafiosi play second fiddle to the real dynamo in this story.  It's 1953, and Senator Joe McCarthy's witchhunt for Reds under beds is scaring America witless.

Cue Luis Cabrillo, ex-double agent, now con artist supreme. Dollars flow, hotly pursued by bullets. Luis doesn't know it, but FBI, MI5, KGB and CIA have him firmly in their sights. Not to mention Stevie, the only three-times married virgin in New York City.  This is a rich, fast and very black comedy. 

 
 
HOW TO GET IT 

This reprint is in paperback format:            282 pages.

Copies are available from me, at the address on  the left.

Price in the UK or Europe is £10 per copy, including first class postage.
Outside the UK - £15 per copy, including airmail postage.

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Problems?   Email me here or write to me at: Shapland House, Somerset Street, Kingsdown, Bristol BS2 8LZ

                                                        
New novel: 'Hullo Russia, Goodbye England'
   It's no joke being a Vulcan bomber pilot when the Cold War turns hot.
Reviews:
The first commercial review of HRGE, by Nicholas Lezard of the UK's Guardian
 newspaper, appeared  on the 18th of April.
  
See it here.

"WAR CRACKER IN FROM THE COLD" was the  News of the World's headline  for Matthew Nixson's review of 'Hullo Russia' on 10th May.   See it 
here .
 
 hrge

Silk and the Vulcan were made for each other. "Now see how she climbs," the instructor said.  He stood the Vulcan on its tail and they went up as if somebody up there was hauling them in, hand over fist.



This brand new novel is on sale in a paperback format. The limited first edition of 100 copies has sold out,  but the book has been reprinted, and signed copies are available. Copies can be obtained only from the author.

  For buyers in the U.K.  or Europe it costs £10, which includes first-class postage.  Make your cheque payable to:
Derek  Robinson and send it to him at:
                 Shapland House  
                 Somerset Street  
                 Kingsdown  
                 Bristol BS2 8LZ  
Remember to include your address, clearly written.  
                       
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For buyers outside the U.K., it costs £15, which includes airmail postage.  The best way to buy is by PayPal.  

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                    A Good Clean Fight
North Africa, spring 1942. Dust, heat, thirst,flies. For those who liked that sort of thing, it was a good clean fight: nothing to harm but the sand, the enemy and yourself.

Enter Fanny Barton's squadron, last seen in  Piece of Cake, now flying clapped-out Tomahawks on ground-strafing attacks at 300 miles an hour and zero feet. At the same time, the men of Captain Lampard's SAS patrol drive hundreds of miles behind enemy lines to plant bombs on German aircraft and vanish into the Sahara... where a German expeditionary force is hellbent on beating the SAS at its own game.  Meanwhile, back at the squadron, Skull Skelton and Baggy Bletchley (survivors from Piece of Cake) join Barton with their outlandish views on the best way to carry out a good clean fight.

The desert, however, has its own indisputable ideas.

                        "A cynicism and hard-bitten humour  that has you halfway
                          between tears and laughter. Biggles was never like this."
                                                                                               Daily Express
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A Good Clean Fight is now on sale in a limited edition of 100 copies each numbered and signed. 576 pages.
Price in the UK or Europe is £10 per copy, including first class postage.
Outside the UK - £15 per copy, including airmail postage.

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Hornet’s Sting is now on sale (576 pages)
     in a limited edition of 100 copies,
        each numbered and signed.    
                         

 PRICE IN U.K.  or Europe  -  £15  per copy, including p&p  
   
Send your sterling cheque, payable to Derek Robinson, to me at:
    Shapland House, Somerset Street, Bristol  BS2 8LZ, England
- and of course I'll need your address. 

 
PRICE OUTSIDE U.K.  £20 per copy, inc. airmail p&p.

(That’s the U.S. and Canada and the rest of the world)
Payment  by  PayPal is usually the best option - see below.
     
                   Any queries, please email me here.   
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paypalPaying by PayPal        Whether or not you are in the UK, the simplest and quickest way to buy any of my books is by crediting my PayPal business account.

You don't need to have a personal PayPal account.  All you need is a credit or debit 

card card. Just email me  here (or write) telling me what you want and I will email you a PayPal online payment form. On P.1 click Pay Now; on P.2 Click Continue; on P.3 click the small blue Continue by the display of cards; on P.4 fill in your details and click Review and Continue; then confirm the order. PayPay tell me of your payment and I mail the book(s).  It all goes through very smoothly and quickly. Piece of cake.
Paying by Cheque - make cheque payable to Derek Robinson, and send to Shapland House,  Somerset StreetKingsdownBristol BS2 8LZ  

 

Readers Write #13 July 2010      

Shot down by Rex, 

   Lambs into Tigers in Arizona,

    and 'A man has to do what a man has to do' when he's Luis Cabrillo. 

      Some actors say they get inside the skin of the characters they're playing by first mastering the way that character walks. I knew an actor like that,  normally a charming chap but he couldn't get out of character during the run of the play; and sometimes that was rough on the family, especially when he was cast as a crude and selfish oaf. Every morning he would lurch downstairs, slump into a chair, curse the cat and demand a mug of tea in a voice made of gravel. Not easy to live with. 

   Actors live the part. When the TV series of Piece of Cake was being filmed on location,  Tim Woodward  -  a pacifist in his younger years  -  played Rex, the squadron CO, a hard, ambitious and arrogant man.  During a break in the filming I unexpectedly met Rex, in uniform, still looking hard, ambitious and arrogant.  For a second, my right arm wanted to salute him. (I'd done my National Service, and you can take the boy out of the RAF but you can never take the RAF out of the boy.) Woodward, as Rex, looked right through me. Quite right. He was a squadron leader. I was an erk.  

    With authors, it's often names that help to create the character.  Rex was perfect for the CO (we never know his first name).  Before I could begin Goshawk Squadron I thought a lot about that CO's name,  and until I settled on Stanley Woolley, I couldn't make him talk.  I didn't want to give him a heroic name like Beauchamp or Dalrymple or Carruthers (or Bigglesworth).  I wanted something that would cut against the grain of the usual romantic image of the RFC. Stanley Woolley.  

And then there's Moggy Cattermole.  I named him because he's lanky, and it helps if tall characters have long names.  I knew someone at school called Cattermole, always nicknamed Moggy, and the combination seemed right for someone who is  -  as a Battle of Britain squadron commander once told me  -  "Bad for discipline, good for morale. Every squadron should have one.  Just one." The link between  'cat' and 'moggy'  doesn't exist in the US, but he seems to endure in Americans' affections.  No such problem with Paxton. (I borrowed it from the name of a village in Scotland where I went to school.) David in Oro Valley, Arizona, wrote: "I've re-read War Story several times, and particularly enjoyed the very accurate evolution that you skilfully wove for Paxton. Does he survive?"  He does indeed, and matures nicely in Hornet's Sting (which David now has).  As a pilot, and formerly a young U.S. Marine officer in Vietnam, David says he "can identify with the seemingly innocent lamb-into-tiger transition." 

    Which leads me to the Luis Cabrillo books, not so much lamb-into-tiger as the saga of Tell 'Em What They Want To Hear. It began with The Eldorado Network, inspired by the feats of a real double agent in WW2, codenamed Garbo. He was born in Spain, so I gave my character a Spanish name.  I kept it short and simple and easy to pronounce, partly because I was going to have to write it ten thousand times and partly because I can't read novels with long, complex, unpronounceable names (often Russian).  Luis is easy, and if you dissect Cabrillo, you'll find a popular kitchen soap-pad buried in there.  I once had a New York literary agent who said that US publishers disliked novels with Spanish heroes, so I rewrote the whole of Red Rag Blues with Luis Cabrillo from Spain changed to Guy Montgomery from England.  Turned out they didn't like Guy either.  Neither did I. Exit New York agent. 

    Enter a man who sees the true worth of Luis.  Graham Thorne, of Malden in Essex, sent me a sparkling little review of Operation Bamboozle, and here it is.  

"I loved the classic Robinson opening paragraph, which brought me straight into the plot and made me want to know immediately what was going on. I also loved the headlong twists and turns of the plot and the fact that, for ages, I could not figure out what on earth the map on the cover had to do with the book I was reading.

 

The rapid-fire and amoral style in which the book is written seems to me to capture perfectly what it would be like to know, and live with, Luis Cabrillo. He has immense charm and wit but also that whiff of danger  -  and borderline lunacy  -  that makes us ordinary readers secretly glad to know him from a distance.

 

It was a joy to meet the gorgeous Stevie Fantoni again and a privilege to be introduced to the Princess Chuckling Stream. Among the superb supporting cast of hoods and enforcers, I particularly liked the psychotic Vito DiLazzari.  He is the classic, indulged son of the tyrant, over-educated, so that he knows too much for his hereditary role  -  Fox instead of Hedgehog.

 

So where now for Conroy and Cabrillo? I hope we hear more of them. For, as Luis gets older and that little bit slower, and as the world gets more conformist with less room for the maverick, then life for Luis will get steadily tougher.  Like a late Western, there is a great book to be written about a man running out of room, and Derek Robinson is the man to do it."

    Well, time will tell.  Are con artists an endangered species?  Recently, an unemployed lorry-driver conned a property developer out of £1 million by persuading him that the Savoy Hotel in London was for sale, cheap, at £250 million. (Real price: £500 million.)  The guy's in jail, but the con suggests that charm still parts many folk from their money. And Luis has truckloads of charm. 

    So:  thanks to Graham,  and to far-flung readers who recently asked for books  -  Anders in Sweden, David in Malaysia, Matt in Wisconsin, Fred in Virginia, Christopher in Spain, Lars in Denmark, Blair in Minneapolis, and many more.   

   My thanks to all who wrote.    Derek Robinson     Previous Readers Write


 
                                             Derek Robinson - Who He?

I am an author, English, who has cornered the market in flying novels - three about the Royal Flying corps in WW1, three about the RAF in WW2 . Best known is Goshawk Squadron, which would have won the Booker Prize in 1971 if Saul Bellow, one of the judges, had  had his way.  "The most readable novel of the year," Nina Bawden said in the Daily Telegraph.  "I laughed aloud several times, and was in the end reduced to tears."

My other fiction hits other targets.  As well as a trilogy - soon to be a quartet (see panel above) - about Luis Cabrillo, it includes Kentucky Blues, a sprawling  western in which everyone - blacks and whites - gets the blues.  "A wonderful novel," said the Daily Telegraph, "full of hilarious and thought-provoking incident." - and not an aeroplane in sight. 

 I'm told these novels reveal a streak of black humour and a certain debunking of the myths of war, plus what Paul Scott called "a narrative gift that sets up the hackles of involvement".  The American critic Paul Fussell commented, "I defy the reader to put the book down once Robinson has got him into the air." 

Biography

 A policeman's son from a council estate, I reckon I was born lucky.  I had parents who read books, a public library on the corner, and the 1944 Education Act (State Scholarships for bright lads).  I crossed the class barrier by going to Cambridge, got a degree in history, and  learned to write boringly. Stints in advertising in London and New York changed all that.  In 1966 I went to Portugal, wrote two unpublishable novels, returned to England flat broke, married, and finally got it right with Goshawk Squadron, which bought enough time to write the next ripping yarn.

 I've also done a lot of broadcasting, starting in the 70s with radio, when editing a tape meant brisk work with a razor blade, moving on to TV in the 80s, when Autocue was new and not always reliable, so that a 60-second piece to camera tested the memory and the nerves.  I made a few dozen documentaries and  did a ton of rugby commentary.  I also chaired the first-ever Radio 4 phone-in, which used big-name studio guests (Robert Mugabe was the first), and created and presented a Radio 2 show called  Hit List that was an inverted Desert Island Discs - six bits of music you never want to hear again.  Very funny, and why the BBC dropped it is beyond understanding.  As for pastimes, I was a grassroots rugby referee for 30 years, and still play more squash than my friends, or my knees, think wise.  All of which is fine and good, but what really matters are the books.  The rest is just ink, sweat and taxes.  


Click here to see all  my books displayed in topic groups. 
 or click on an individual title:  
Goshawk Squadron  War Story,  Hornet's Sting  Piece of Cake,  A Good Clean Fight  Damned Good Show  Invasion 1940  Hullo Russia, Goodbye England   The Eldorado Network Artillery of Lies  Red Rag Blues  Kramer's War, Kentucky Blues, Rotten With HonourBetter Rugby Refereeing  Rugby - A Player's Guide  to the Laws Run With the Ball A Darker Side of BristolA Load of Old Bristle, Sick Sentries of Bristle Pure Bristle 

                                  Rights and Opportunities
Copyright
I own all rights - literary, dramatic, cinema, television radio, DVD and the rest - to all my books, with one exception.  In 1971 Sam Goldwyn Jr bought the movie rights to Goshawk Squadron.  So far, no movie. Make him an offer.  Who knows, he might sell.  For everything else, make me an offer.  I'm definitely interested.
Opportunities
Book reviewers often remark on the  suitability of my books for filming.  So far, one has made it to the screen:  in 1988 Piece of Cake became a 6-part TV series.  Got a big audience, was shown worldwide, now available on DVD.  See for yourself, then read the book.  I suppose I'm biased, but some of my titles seem to me to be tailormade for the screen.  Kramer's War is set on the  photogenic island of Jersey, where many German fortifications still survive more or less intact.  All the action in A Good Clean Fight takes place in the North African desert (sand is cheap, and a few WW2 Tomahawk fighters still exist).  The Eldorado Network is a  story of war set in neutral Madrid and Lisbon:  no actual battles, but the conflict is  endless.  Kentucky Blues, "a sprawling, sometimes tragic portrait of a nation being rocked by enormous change", would seem to me to have all the  makings of a TV mini-series.  And the latest yarn, Red Rag Blues, is a bleakly comic scam in the best Hollywood tradition.  There you have it - plot, characters, dialogue all exist.  Over to you, whoever you are.     Derek Robinson
Contact      
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The RFC Trilogy (WW1)
               hrge
                   The RAF Quintet (WW2)
       
The Double Agent Quartet
                            
Other Novels
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Rugby Books

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Availability of the books.
This varies from title to title. High Street booksellers will be able to tell you the current position about
any particular  book, or you could try the following websites, which are useful for tracking down both
 new and second-hand copies.

Amazon UK   Amazon USA      Fantastic Fiction    Foyle's

Other websites you may find of interest:
eRugbyNews.com    Wikipedia         IMDB      The Aerodrome Forum      LibraryThing.com

                           Major books and original publication dates:
1971      Goshawk Squadron         1973      Rotten with Honour        1977      Kramer's War    1979      The Eldorado Network     1983      Piece of Cake                1987      War Story      
1991      Artillery of Lies                1993      A Good Clean Fight       1999      Hornet's Sting  
2002      Damned Good Show        2002     Kentucky Blues              2005     Invasion 1940
2005      Red Rag Blues                 2008     Hullo Russia, Goodbye England
2009      Operation Bamboozle
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