Previously in Readers Write...
#1 March 09
News from the author, now and then.
One of the rewards of self-publishing is
the number of messages I get from people who read my books. Here are some of
their comments. First names only, for obvious reasons.
Edward, in
Every
new novel is a gamble - for you as well as for me. No book pleases everyone,
and any author who expects it to happen is doomed to disappointment. So I was
neither surprised nor dismayed when Graham in
I’m
happy to say that Graham enjoyed Hullo Russia
Other
books are others’ favourites. Mark, in
Many thanks to you all.
Derek Robinson Return to Homepage
#2 May 09
Listen, I just write the books. Who
knows where they end up? I've had mail from Norwegians on oil platforms, and
from a pilot who flies jumbos for a South Pacific airline, and from Jim in
Alberta where it's often 30 or 40 below. I'm told the U.S. Marines in Iraq
enjoy my WW2 desert story, A Good
Clean Fight. Nothing surprises me, not even the email from Tim in
Australia that began: "The first book I stole was
Piece of Cake." He nicked it from
the school library when he was 16. "I probably read it another six or seven
times before it fell apart." By then he was old enough to pay for books, so he
bought another copy. Should have bought two, and given the other to the
library.
So I don't know
where my books end up, and I don't
know how the reader feels at the
time. For instance, Tony in Ireland has read the RFC and the RAF trilogies. "I
was working in Eastern Europe," he says, "and they saw me through some hairy
times" - which sets the imagination working. And Peter in Somerset recalls a
very rough patch when he was ill. "I want to thank you for helping me
recover," he says, and he names in particular
Hornet's Sting, Piece of Cake and
Damned Good Show - "so good, so
entertaining and so well written that I forgot how ill I was and simply enjoyed
the pleasure of the stories." I had never thought of the novel as therapy;
but when the book takes you out of yourself and lifts you to somewhere you would
otherwise never go, that journey might well do you a power of good.
These thoughts are prompted by the
steady stream of letters (and cheques or PayPal requests) that followed
Nicholas Lezard's corker of a review of
Hullo Russia, Goodbye England
in The Guardian a couple of weeks ago. David in Maryland ordered a copy and
wrote that he came across Goshawk
Squadron over 35 years ago and still re-reads it, along with other yarns of
mine. Helen in Dublin said she 'enjoyed' my writing, then thought that
'appreciated' was a better word, and finally upgraded that to 'enthralled'.
W.B.T. in Southampton has read and re-read all my books, and (he says) so has
his wife, which is pleasing. Paul in Dublin ranks me as "one of 3 or 4 authors
all of whose work I own"; and Matt in London "recently read
Goshawk Squadron on my honeymoon
and absolutely loved it." (Let's hope that marks the start of a long
relationship.) And many more letters, saying more of the same, including the
nice lady in Wales who addressed me as 'Dear Sir or Madam'.
That's got the Gender Confusion out of
the way. Now for the dog named Moggy. Jack in Alabama liked
Kentucky Blues, so he moved on to
Piece of Cake and writes that he thought the characters "were very
well-drawn, with CH3, Fanny, Flash, Skull and Moggy being stand-outs... In
fact, I'd place Moggy as one of the best-drawn characters in war literature
ever." So when Jack's girlfriend gave him a cocker spaniel for Christmas, he
named the dog 'Moggy'. Didn't go down well. "God, how people bitched and
complained!" he tells me. The nickname means nothing in the States. Jack
travels a lot. His girlfriend took care of Moggy in his absence and rapidly
renamed him 'Tucker'. "But," Jack adds, "for a few short days, Pilot Officer
Cattermole lived on in the form of a rambunctious little black dog." Nice
tribute, Jack. Can't think of anything better.
Some ex-Vulcan pilots and
groundcrew also bought copies of Hullo
Russia. Next time I'll write about that. They all say they finished the
book, sometimes reading it non-stop, which can't be bad.
Derek Robinson Return to Homepage
#3 June 09
Thomas Keneally is a very good
researcher, By chance, he met the owner of a Californian leather-goods shop who
was one of the Polish Jews rescued from the German death camps by Oskar
Schindler. After that, Keneally worked hard to find the facts that became
Schindler's Ark, which became the film Schindler's List. He could
have written another Holocaust history. Instead, he wrote his book as fiction -
not because he wasn't sure of the truth, but because he didn't want it to end up
on the packed shelves of Holocaust volumes. Keneally wanted his story to be read
by people who never look at World War Two histories. And he succeeded.
I think I know how he feels. I parted company with one publisher because my
fiction always ended up in the Military History section of the shop. That wasn't
why I wrote it. I wrote it for the Keneally reason, so that people might get an
idea of what war is like at the sharp end. Not the daily scores in, say, air
combat in the desert war (which is how military historians tend to see the
battle) but how a fighter squadron lives, kills and dies in the sand, flies and
blood of the Western Desert. A Good Clean Fight is good history; I
researched it thoroughly. But it takes you where the military histories never
go. I hope that's true of all my flying stuff.
Including the latest, Hullo Russia, Goodbye England. I've had some
feedback from former Vulcan pilots and groundcrew. Chris in London flew Vulcans
and said: "It was a good read, and took me back." Brad in Lincoln said, "Have
just finished it. Grand read!" Having been front-line ground crew for 15 years,
he noticed a couple of places where I slightly bent the truth - for instance,
each Vulcan airbase was either a Blue Steel or a bomb station, but not both. My
mistake.
And here's another detail I might have included: "There is no mention of the
dreaded P Tube, a rubber bladder with a fitted chrome receptacle into which you
could pee, if you really had to. After a sortie, each crew member emptied their
own, normally at the side of the Crew Chief's hut on the pan." I suspect that's
the kind of info my readers like to know. Some people thought Baggy Bletchley
bought it in a portable loo at the end of Piece of Cake, and were
pleasantly surprised to meet him again in Hullo Russia. He survived
Cake, and A Good Clean Fight; he may surface again.
I was happy that Brad confirmed the problems of arming a Vulcan with the Blue
Steel missile. The fuel (HTP) was so toxic that any groundcrew splashed with it
had to dive into a nearby plunge bath instantly, or his clothing caught fire.
And loading the missile meant 230 gold studs (the Butt Connector) made perfect
contact; if not, download and start again. An exercise involving Blue Steel
began hours before take-off. A far cry from the famous 'four-minute warning' of
an attack.
Peter, a former Vulcan captain now in France, got the book and wrote: "I sat in
a deckchair at the week-end and I pretty much read it straight through. I think
that says a great deal, and I found it a good read. The story perhaps stretched
the imagination a little in some areas. Certainly our hero Silk could not have
been disposed of quite so quickly." Well, endings are often the most difficult
part. Peter adds that he joined the Vulcan OCU eight years after Silk. By then,
the aircraft was a truly low-level machine, Blue Steel had long gone, and so had
the WW2 veterans in the aircrew. (Maybe some of the mindset of those who had
bombed German cities went with them.) But Peter also read Piece of Cake.
"I think you have caught the repartee and banter of aircrew magnificently," he
says. "My first Vulcan squadron used the Snow White party trick." (That's the
one with everyone in line astern, marching on their knees, arms folded, singing
'Hey Ho!' - it's in Cake, page 75.) "With 55 aircrew on the squadron,
there were sometimes more than seven dwarfs!"
Thanks to all who wrote. And welcome to several public libraries who have bought copies, including Enfield (in London), Hartlepool, North Yorkshire, Dorset and Wrexham. Glad to have you on board.
Derek Robinson Return to Homepage
No Guinness in Mongolia; a shrink's view of Silko; and "Jag tycker om det," in spades.
Derek Robinson Return to Homepage
Amazing
how many people steal books, especially books by me. I've heard from honest,
upright citizens who wouldn't think of cheating on the golf course, but who
admit that they stole a copy of 'Piece of Cake' or 'Damned Good Show'. Often it was the school or college library
that was plundered. That's how Jan in
Am I? Aren't most
authors? Before I wrote 'Goshawk
Squadron', for instance, I worked hard on the research, and learned all I could
about what the R.F.C. was doing in
Okay. Now for something brighter, as they don't say on TV
news. Imagination. I use it all the time. How it works, beats me. I'm just grateful.
Take a story of mine called 'Kentucky Blues'. It's about a small,
not-too-bright town called
That episode came
partly from my imagination and largely from my experience when I was playing
for the Manhattan Rugby Club in
Quick round-up of some readers' messages. Ron in Walthomstow
found 'Hullo
Many thanks to everyone.
Derek Robinson Return to Homepage
Readers Write #6 October 09
Heroics,
Tin Pan Alley, and a First from
Someone remarked
that there are no heroes in my books.
Plenty of courage, no lack of sacrifice, a lot of death. But heroes?
The word itself has been done to death.
I was in New York when US soldiers, marines and airmen returned from
the First Gulf War, nearly twenty years ago, and they got a tickertape
reception. New Yorkers called them all
'heroes', and many servicemen looked uncomfortable with the label. In any army, for every frontline fighting man
there are six or seven or even ten men behind
him, providing support. Cooks,
medics, dentists, truck drivers, guys organising supplies, keeping records,
sending signals. All doing essential
jobs, but are they all heroes? When
everyone is heroic, the word has lost all meaning. Let's save it for those who truly deserve
it.
Moving on: I've always believed that a good writer can
write convincingly in any style that's needed
- tabloid journalism, song lyrics,
boring bureaucratic jargon,
whatever. I'm sometimes disappointed by
crime novelists who include chunks of newspaper
reporting for the sake of plot.
They've obviously never worked on a paper. When I wrote 'The Eldorado
Network' - which is
about a double agent reporting allegedly secret info -
his style often had to be boring in order to be convincing. The facts seemed more exciting because the
writing was so dull. I worked hard on
that, just as I did in 'A Good Clean
Fight' where I wanted to quote the lyrics of a certain popular song. (Good contrast with the bleak
When you don't care...
I'm bound in iron bands.
When you don't care...
I'm lost in desert sands.
In this wilderness, with none but you to guide me,
I'm in heaven with your tenderness beside me...
And if you think any fool could have written that, just try writing the next verse. But don't steal my words. They're my copyright now.
Fresh insights from
readers' messages. Anthony in London
bought 'Hullo Russia...' and mentions what a pleasure it is "to find a
novelist who is able to produce books that you can't put down - I
finished 'Piece of Cake' in a few days and felt totally wrung out by the sense
of tension and fatigue you managed to sustain..." By contrast, a different reaction from
John,
somewhere in
And Richard in
My thanks to you all.
Derek Robinson Return to Homepage
___________________________________________________________________________________________________
Readers Write #7 November 09
Viewers
are smart,
readers are far-flung,
The television adaptation of Piece of Cake still attracts questions. (It was first shown in 1988, so if you're under 25, ask your parents.) All five hour-long episodes are now available on DVD, at what strikes me (and I can be impartial because I sold the rights and so I don't make a penny from the DVD) as a very low price. If you can't find it locally, try Ian Allan Publishing - that's where I bought mine. For a drama, the TV showing pulled in a big audience. I think the final episode attracted 13 million viewers in the UK, and LWT sold the series around the world. In the US it went out on Mobil Masterpiece Theatre, a much respected viewing slot. And don't tell me they spell it 'Theater' over there. Mobil called it 'Theatre', and I have the poster to prove it.
Tim in Victoria, Australia was 12 at the time, watched Cake with his Mum, bet her that Moggy would survive, "which of course ultimately resulted in my having to make both our beds for a week." This throws an interesting light on the novel and one reason why I think it keeps on getting re-read (and re-shown): it's the unpredictable nature of events. A good story should surprise. I set out to tell the events of the Phoney War, the Battle for France and the Battle of Britain, just as they might have happened to one RAF fighter squadron. All the research I did (and that was a lot) confirmed one thing: many pilots got killed, some in battle, some not, some by inexperience, some by sheer bad luck. Flying was risky in those days. On a typical fighter squadron, of those pilots who had begun the war, most would not be flying a year later. Sometimes none.
This is the unpredictable element that keeps Piece of Cake on edge. When the television series was being cast, I was pleased to see that I recognised hardly any names. Viewers are smart. They know that the star they meet in episode one is not going to be killed in episode two or three, and probably not at all - television has paid that actor a ton of money and it's not going to be wasted. Nearly all the pilots in Piece of Cake were played by young unknown actors. Some became better known later (Jeremy Northam, Nathaniel Parker) and Tom Burlinson had already made a name in Australia but not in Britain. So viewers could never guess who would live and who would die. Tim, aged 12, guessed wrongly, and that both reflected the truth of the war and upheld the dramatic tension of the story. Incidentally, I thought Neil Dudgeon, who played Moggy Cattermole, was excellent. An RAF fighter pilot who actually led a squadron in the Battle of Britain read the book, saw the series, and wrote to me. He had known men like Moggy, and he summed him up very neatly: "Bad for discipline, good for morale - every squadron should have one. Just one."
Other questions I get asked: (1) Did I write the screenplay? No, I didn't. I'd put four hard years into the novel, and I was very happy when Leon Griffiths (who created Minder) wrote the screenplay. (2) The novel says Hurricanes, so why use Spitfires? Very few Hurricanes survived, and none were aerobatic, so it was Spits or nothing. (3) Did I like the TV version? Well, naturally I pefer the book, but it's a long story and if they'd shot the whole of the printed word, the series would never have ended. It's pretty good. The music is haunting. I wish it were on CD.
Back to readers write. Among the more exotic messages have been those from Bernice, who runs Crooked Timber Books in what sounds like a very rugged corner of Nova Scotia; Jarmo in Finland (ordering the RFC trilogy); Anette in Sweden (ditto); plus Karen in Switzerland (Hornet's Sting), Jules in Holland, Charles in Prague and Werner in Vienna (all for Hullo Russia, Goodbye England).
Which prompts two thoughts. First: that I'm lucky to write in English, a global language. When an Egyptian airliner talks to Bulgarian air traffic control, they talk in English. I'm sure Finland is a delightful country, but if I'd been born there, writing in Finnish would not have made my career any easier. And my second thought is that there are translations of my work sitting on my shelves that might make an unusual gift if you have a friend in another country. I have copies of Goshawk Squadron in French (Les Abattoirs du Ciel), in Spanish (Escadrilla Azur), and in Dutch (Het Havik Squadron). There's The Eldorado Network in Spanish (El Spia Dorado) and in Dutch (Het Eldorado Netwerk); and Kramer's War in Finnish (Luutnantti Kramerin Sota) and in what may be Belgian but is probably Dutch (Kramer's Oorlog). I've even got Polish versions of A Good Clean Fight (Pustynny Ogien), and of The Eldorado Network (Siatka Eldorado) and of Artillery of Lies (Artyleria Klamstw). If you're interested, email me and we'll take it from there.
My thanks to
all who have written.
Derek Robinson Return to Homepage
_________________________________________________________________________________________________
Readers Write #8 December 09
Rumblings in Cornwall, the Forgotten War, and three helpings of 'Cake'
I sense a smouldering impatience in Cornwall. K.M.D. of St Ives writes to say how much he's enjoyed my previous books, especially the RFC/RAF trilogies. 'Damned Good Show' meant much to him because his father-in-law was in Bomber Command in WW2, got shot down in a Wellington, spent four years in Stalag Luft III, and then in the 1950s instructed at RAF Finningley, a V-Bomber base. Which is why K.M.D. particularly wanted to read 'Hullo Russia, Goodbye England' - it echoes much of his father-in-law's experience.
But then he adds: "I've been disappointed that there aren't more of your RAF books. After all, there's still a lot of WW2 left for Hornet Squadron after 'A Good Clean Fight', and there's also Korea, Suez etc."
Well, I wish I could oblige. The money would be nice. I see other writers who, year after year, produce a succession of novels that play variations on the same tune, and a small voice inside me says: Why don't you do that? Dick Francis writes a horse-racing novel a year. His fans love him. Write an RAF novel a year and your fans will love you. Why not? And a loud voice inside me says: Because you'll be bored rigid. Even the great Conan Doyle grew to loath Sherlock Holmes and tried to kill him off. His fans wouldn't wear it and Doyle went back to grinding out more variations on a tune that must have made him want to throttle someone. If not Holmes, then Watson. Or Inspector Lestrade. Or Mrs Hudson.. Or, ideally, the whole gang.
I'm not in the grinding-out business. I write novels because I find an idea that strikes me as different, even surprising. I try to write a story that I enjoy - something fresh and unusual, maybe something that upsets what most people think they already know. Every novel is a gamble. I like risk. So I can't do what K.M.D. of St Ives suggests, which is to put Hornet Squadron into Suez or Korea simply because those wars happened. I need an idea as well, a hook to hang the story on.
One of the hooks I found, and used in 'Damned Good Show', is the forgotten war waged by Bomber Command from the outbreak of war to 1941/2. Say 'Bomber Command' to most people and they think of Lancasters flattening German cities. But the Lancs weren't much seen on ops until mid-1942, and not in large numbers until 1943. Take the Thousand-Bomber Raid on Cologne on 30th May 1942; only 73 Lancs took part in that, as compared with 79 Hampdens, 131 Halifaxes and 602 Wellingtons (plus others). In fact, Bomber Command's first operation was on the very day that war was declared, 3rd September 1939. During the next couple of years, the Command learned how (and how not) to take the battle to the enemy homeland.
So I was very pleased to hear from someone who was there at the start. Lawrence Wheatley in Bude, Cornwall. He qualified as an Air Observer (soon to be renamed Navigator) in summer 1939, and joined 'B' Flight of 144 Squadron. The squadron flew Hampdens, a compact twin-engine bomber that plays a big part in 'Damned Good Show'. Lawrence suffered from chronic air-sickness and was grounded by the medics, which almost certainly saved his life, because on 29 September 1939 'B' Flight was searching for targets north of Heligoland and ran into German fighters. All five Hampdens were shot down. Soon people were calling it the 'Phoney War'. It was real enough for the RAF. Throughout WW2, Bomber Command losses were heavy. Of the 48 men who completed Lawrence's Air Observer course, 28 died in action or in flying accidents.
Lawrence said he's enjoying D.G.S., "though slightly disappointed" that it's centred on the officers "and little is said about the Sergeants' Mess where the majority of the crew would live." It's a fair point. My problem was numbers. I told the story through the pilots, who were usually officers. That involved a dozen (or more) characters. If I had included the Sergeants' Mess too, it would have doubled the cast. That would be more than I, or most readers, could handle.
Meanwhile, my other flying stories have been prompting some mail. Bob in Ottery St. Mary flew Canberras and Buccaneers (both types were capable of carrying nuclear weapons) and he writes: "I don't know how you do it, but the atmosphere and the characters on the squadrons I've served on are often reflected in your books." Steve in Nottingham, having just read 'Hullo Russia, Goodbye England', says: "The flying descriptions - absolutely brilliant. I presume you leaned on some former pilots to get that right." Well, I certainly had my stuff doublechecked for accuracy, but in essence it all came out of what's left of my mind. Chris in the Borders "liked HRGE immensely. You have a way with character dialogue that, in my opinion, is second to none....Also the story had me from the start; these are characters that I may not necessarily care about, but I revel in their ups and downs, and ultimately they mostly win me over by the end; including Luis Cabrillo from 'The Eldorado Network' trilogy..." (It's actually a quartet, with the new book 'Operation Bamboozle', which Chris bought.) Jonathan in Basingstoke is now on his third copy of 'Piece of Cake', having worn out the other two: "Still an old favourite that I revisit every few years....and it has the rare gift of giving something different every time." While Susan of Colchester bought HRGE and 'Hornet's Sting' as a Christmas gift for her husband, "a devotee of your writing"; and when Richard in Kent got his copy of 'Operation Bamboozle', he was "really chuffed to have a shelf full of your produce." And I'm chuffed too.
Thanks to everyone who wrote.Derek Robinson Return to Homepage
Readers Write #9 February 2010
Barrel-rolling a Boeing, our forgetful MPs, and a nice line in scams.
For the filming of Piece of Cake, the Spitfires were flown by professionals, and they took it seriously, which is understandable when (a) the aeroplane was worth half a million pounds (more now), and (b) it was irreplaceable, and (c) your life depended on it.
Nevertheless, I remember a day when the weather was too gloomy for filming, and one pilot got very bored with hanging around. When the cloud-level lifted the light was still poor, but he was itching to fly, and so he took off and threw his Spit around for ten minutes. Just for fun. No charge on the producers. But the pilot got a big charge out of it.
I mention this because I imagine that inside every commercial pilot is the ghost of a fighter pilot who sometimes looks at his Airbus or his Boeing and wonders what it would be be like to perform a sweet barrel roll, or play leapfrog with the clouds. Just for fun. Then the fighter pilot gets firmly put back in his box and the pro pilot returns to another day in the cockpit. Or, as many call it, the office.
Maybe that explains why quite a few working pilots like to read my stuff. Rowland in New South Wales spent eight years flying in police helicopters, and he read his paperback Piece of Cake so often that it fell apart. He says: "Many of my vintage aircrew read it in our many and lengthy downtimes. We read parts of it to each other across the crewroom, office and hangar floor...Good memories." (He's now bought a hardback copy from me.) "A sincere thank you for the many hours of enjoyment Piece of Cake brought to very bored aircrew waiting for the telephone to ring." Robert in Cologne is another pilot (he's with Lufthansa) who keeps returning to Cake (now on his sixth reading). "For me, it is maybe the best book about flying fighters I have ever read," he writes, "apart from being a very good book." And he adds something it's always good to hear from a pro pilot: "You got the flying scenes right - and I'm very sensitive when it comes to that." But it's the humour and the characters that keep drawing him back: "I just read the part where Squadron Leader Rex elaborates on fighter tactics in October '39 - with Reilly (his dog) yawning and wandering away. That is so good." Dogs often make useful contributions in my books. My wife reckons that Othello, the elderly basset hound in Operation Bamboozle, has the best lines. Nobody hears him, of course, but he knows what he thinks.
Moving on: Gordon in Suffolk worked for Rolls-Royce engines until recently. He enjoyed Hullo Russia, Goodbye England, and he's not the first to tell me he's "absolutely appalled that you could not find a publisher. If you can't get this type of book published, who can?" It's a mystery to me too, but commercial publishers go their own sweet way, which is why I self-publish my stuff. Gordon, having found my website, says: "It was like discovering a treasure trove of undiscovered goodies." (He meant the books, not my author's photograph, which a friend said looks like a benevolent Balkans dictator. That's what friends are for.) Gordon passes on a story he was told by a veteran aerospace journalist who went to a reception given by a defence manufacturer. Many youngish MPs were there. The journo remarked to them that it was marvellous to see the Vulcan, greatest of all V-bombers, flying again. Blank looks. 'V-bombers....Vulcan, Victor, Valiant...Cold War... nuclear deterrent in the 1960s...' More blank looks. Gordon quotes Alan Bennett: "There is nowhere more distant than the recent past." Too true. It's one reason why I wrote HRGE. People forget. Even things like the motto of the nuclear powers - Mutual Assured Destruction - can slip their mind.
Readers continue to intrigue me by their sheer stamina. David in Barnes SW13 reckons he's read "just about every one of your books at least 5 times (beginning with Goshawk Squadron) and I have now recruited my present wife, my ex-wife, my two brothers, my daughter, her husband and soon, I hope, their two boys." To which, with the Cake DVD, he's just hooked his son-in-law. Truly amazing. John, somewhere in Oz, is reading Damned Good Show for the fourth time, and - because his dad flew in them - would like me to write about the dangerous, low-level work of four-engine Halifaxes dropping supplies to partisans in Italy, Jugoslavia, even Poland. Very hairy ops. And Peter in Ontario got a kick out of reading A Good Clean Fight, since his dad flew Kittyhawks with the Desert Air Force, went on to fly Spits in Johnson's Canadian wing at D-Day, and survived the war. Peter ("I'm a big fan") bought Hornet's Sting, Op Bam and Hullo Russia. Then Karen in Switzerland, having just read War Story and Hornet's Sting, says: "I loved both and 'missed' reading them when finished." She's always been interested in vintage aeroplanes and in photography (she sent me some fine airborne** shots taken at Old Warden, especially one of the Bristol Fighter), and her partner is a retired pilot. Add her interest in the history of both World Wars and (she says) "You managed to tick all the boxes that make the perfect book for me. I adored all the characters and found myself completely absorbed by the pilot psyche of the day." Lastly, Stephen in Nottingham "enjoyed Bamboozle, which managed to combine a page-turning plot with some lovely period detail (as ever), and a nice line in scams." He then raises an unusual point. In Cake, he says, I supply the background to every main character - except Moggy Cattermole. Stephen wants to know more about him. I'll give it some serious thought.
Thanks to everyone who wrote.
Derek Robinson Return to Homepage** If you would like to see Karen's pictures, Click Here